I'm probably starting to become as m.. uhm, let's call it interesting, as some of my patients.
Yesterday we had an excercise class and as usual we combined it with some deep breathing. Somebody called me outside and I said to my patients: "Just keep on breathing untill I come back" When they all burst out laughing, I realised what I said.
My favorite funny patient replied with an innocent: "Should we stop breathing once you've returned?"
I do love my job:)