Therapist: "John*, what are you still doing in bed? It's past 9 already."
John: "I am sick today"
Therapist: "What kind of sickness?"
John: "The kind that makes me want to sleep. Do you want to sleep here in bed with me?"
Therapist: "No thanks John"
John: "Will you marry me?"
Therapist: "No thanks John, I am getting married soon"
John: "That's allright, you can just get a divorce from him and then come back to me"
Therapist: "I want to be married to him, but thanks for asking John"
John: "When are you getting married?"
Therapist: "The 5th of November"
John: "Oh, but that's still a lot of time for me to break you up"
Therapist: "Come on John, get up and get dressed. Let's go to OT"
John: "Okay, but only if you will marry me"
Therapist: "John, I told you I cannot marry you. Get ready so long, I am quickly going to fetch Mrs M*"
John: "I guess I will just have to marry Mrs M then..."
*John is an 85 year old man with no teeth
* Mrs M is an 80 year old woman who always want to share her blanket with John and gave him bright yellow shoe laces the other day when his broke
* Mrs R who is not mentioned here is John's girlfriend who is waiting for him in OT