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Thursday, September 1, 2011


How to make the perfect bowl of Asscorn

  • Cup of popcorn seeds
  • Oil
  • Packet of Astro's*
  • Salt and Vinegar Popcorn Spice
  • Put a pot on the stove plate and pour in enough oil to cover the bottom. 
  • Now pour in the cup of popcorn seeds  (make sure it also just covers the bottom of the pot) 
  • Put the plate on about 5 or 6 to heat up the oil and let the seeds begin to pop...
  • Once you've got a pot full of popcorn (or once you don't hear the popping sound anymore), switch off the plate and remove the pot from the stove. 
  • Throw your popcorn into a glassbowl or if your lucky and you had a friend who knew about your popcorn fetish, throw the popcorn into your big yellow bucket that says Popcorn on the front
  • Pour the Astro's* into the bowl of popcorn (if the popcorn is nice and hot, you get a bit of melted chocolate effect)
  • Sprinkle Salt and Vinger spice to taste
Put on your favourite dvd (in my case:  Love Actually) and you are ready to indulge in your perfect bowl of asscorn...

Beware:  Asscorn is Addictive!!!


After a certain not-so-anonymous-follower seemed shock that I did not speak about Smartcorn in this post I've decided to update the recipe for her..

*Astro's can be replaced by any of the following:
  • Smarties (for Smartcorn)
  • Jelly Tots (for Jellocorn)
  • Any small sweets or chocolates you like :)