AWB oldies

We have an old (very smart) lady with Alzheimer's at our frail care centre. Her husband was a minister in the parliament and she is what we would call in Afrikaans:  "'n Stoere Boere Tannie".

The following conversation took place between her and a caregiver one day:

Caregiver:  "Hallo Mrs S"
AWB Tannie:  "You!" (pointing her finger at the caregiver in a very serious matter)
Caregiver:  "Gulp"
AWB Tannie:  "Do you want to get hit today or tomorrow?"
Caregiver:  thinking carefully  "Tomorrow please Mrs S"
AWB Tannie:  "Today is your lucky day..."  mutters to herself while walking away

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